A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come
again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend
howa to spella Mississippi.''